Harry Potter Fans and Ask Snapers! Answer please!! D?

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Harry Potter Fans and Ask Snapers! Answer please!! D?
Okay, well, indeed I am rather confused.

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Well, after killing Voldemort, the sudden rush of fame enveloped me. I became to face of nearly ever wizarding company in the world. However, after three years of touring Europe, America and Asia, giving speeches, lectures, endorsement, ect., I gave up. I faked my own death and ran away in the English countryside. Insecure, I gained kilos and had a sex change. I then joined the Holyhead Harpies and had a lesbian relationship with Ginny Weasly. However, after I found Ginny sleeping with the captain, I quit the team and returned to a small welsh village. It was there that I learned how to operate these contraptions, and I got addicted to them and LSD. In one out of body experience, I accidentally revealed myself to be Harry Potter to the entire town of Lyanrtiswrtqertoryht, Wales. After this, I accidentially ran into the ghost of Severus Snape. However, due to the overdose I had taken of LSD, I became unconscious. I woke up in Saint Mungos, male, and Kilos lighter. I was told I had wandered into the Harry Potter Han Club Wales building yelling quotIm Harry Potter, Im Harry Potter!quot. After reverting me to my original state, Mungos handed me over to my agent, who kept me in a small box for years. I broke free again, resumed my relationship with Ginny, and had three children. I then worked out a deal with my agent stating I can live on my own if part of everything I say is a product pitch. By Gumbos Candy, it does wonders for the soul. Only sickles for a box of chocolate frogs! The Chosen One Knows Best!brbrbrEdit POLL My father, obviously. And its my Birthday! Yay! Get me a Present, everyone Send me an email present!brHarryPotterTheBoyWonderyahoo.com!