Question
Do you urinate in the shower?
Once in a while I do, but not much anymore since my son bathes in it.
Answer
I have to admit that I have done it once, only because my toilet was messed up and I had to go really bad. brbrIm like George from Seinfeld haha.brbrELAINE You went...in the shower?brbrGEORGE Yeah, so what? Im not the only one! ltKramer enters with his quilt.gtbrbrELAINE to Jerry Do you go in the shower?brbrJERRY No, never.brbrELAINE to Kramer Do you?brbrKRAMER I take baths.brbrGEORGE Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end? Come all the way back?brbrELAINE Ever hear of...holding it in?brbrGEORGE Oh, no...no, thats very bad for the kidneys.brbrELAINE How do you know?brbrGEORGE Medical journals!brbrJERRY Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone elses urine?brbrELAINE Why couldnt you just wait?brbrGEORGE I was there! I saw a drain!brbrELAINE Since when is a drain a toilet?!brbrGEORGE Its all pipes! Whats the difference?!brbrELAINE Different pipes go to different places! Youre gonna mix em up!brbrGEORGE Ill call a plumber right now! ltGoes for the phone.gtbrbrJERRY Alright, can we just drop all the peepipe stuff here?
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